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Photo Credit: Rory "The Florist" Nugent. He had this sent to a funeral. I can't make this shit up.

Year-by-Year

Winners, Losers, MVP's, LVP's, etc...

2005

MVP - JC (beat Shimo in singles)

LVP - Koz


2006

MVP - Egan (beat Shimo in singles)

LVP - JC

Rösted - Koz
 

2007 

- 1st year of Match play (Credit to Tall Glavin for the change)

MVP - Chip / Egan

LVP - Egan

Winning Captain - Nate

Losing Captain - Nardi


2008

MVP - Shimo

LVP - Nate

Winning Captain - Rod

Losing Captain - Glavs


2009

MVP - Smoothie

LVP - B

DB - Bisaillon (1st purple jumpsuit)

Winning Captain - Smoothie

Losing Captain - Caliento

Rosted - Guts


2010

MVP - YUX

LVP - Chip

DB - Smoothie

Winning Captain - Smitty

Losing Captain - Seth

Rosted - Chip

Dickhead – GUTS


2011

MVP - JJ

LVP - Nelly

DB - Nardi

Winning Captain - Boy

Losing Captain - Koz

Rosted - Rod

Iraqi seal team: Stix


2012

MVP - JC

LVP - Guts / Egan co-LVP's 

DB - Lutz

Winning Captain - JJ

Losing Captain - Guts

Rosted - Shimo


2013

MVP - MacLovin

LVP - Shims

DB - Stearns

Winning Captain - Dug

Losing Captain - B

Rosted - Caliento / Shimo / TBD…?

Charities - $5,000 to Autism Speaks, $1620 to JDRF


2014

MVP - Shims

LVP - Petey, Smitty, Nutty

DB - Stearns

HoF DB - Stearns

Winning Captain - Stix

Losing Captain - Malcom

Real Co-MVPs - Leather Vests and Lifesize Stearns

Rosted - Stearns HoF / O8 / Big 3

Charities - $2800 to Jeff Collins, $800 to Rainbows plus undisclosed amount from captains bet


2015

Winner - YGs

Winning Captain - Snaps

MVP - Nate dawg 

Losing Captain - G$

LVP - former Worlds #1 and disgraced ex-food czar JC

MVT (most valuable TKE) - Burrows for showing up a day late I think 

DB - The Walrus 

Brother of the week - JJ for coordinating Steve's party

Rosemary Award - Casey and Nards

WCS Lifetime Achievement Awards - Guts for being in a time machine. Dug for making the video.

iMope (Rory) modernizes trip with Golf Genius app 

Charity - $2600 to St. Jude's from YGs

$1000 to starving children from OGs

$360 split to each from iMope & crew scramble winners


2016

Winner - The VARSITY

Winning Captain - Shimo

MVP - Rod 

Losing Captain - Kenny

LVP - Dudash

MVT (most valuable TKE) - Burrows. 2 years running.

DB - Dug

Brother of the week - Shimo

Charity -  "WCS for ALS research" in honor of Shimo's friend Pat Tvrdik. The VARSITY contributed $2600

$1000 from the JV Team to "WCS for ALS research"

$1000 from Nate Dog personally to "WCS for ALS research"

$360 from freeganTV also went to ALS

$8110 in total went to ALS in honor of Shimo’s friend Pat Tvrdik (Malcom, AD, Komar personal contributors)


2017

Winner - The TITANS

Winning Captain - Petey

MVP - GUTS 

Losing Captain - Nelly

LVP - Kenny

MVT (most valuable TKE) - Burrows. 3-peat.

LVT - Grady. 3-peat.

DB - Grandpa Jakes

Brother of the week - Komar

NardZZZ Award: Nards

Florist of the Year: Slots and New Florist, Kyle Cassidy

Steve Burrows Fitness Award Winner: Malcom

Charities - $3000 from the TITANS to: "Spectrios Institute for Low Vision”

$1000 from Team Full Nelson to: “K9’s for Warriors”


2018

Winner: Team Chip

Winning Captain: Chip. Only undefeated Hilding Captain.  

MVP: Barger (even though he was on the losing team)

Losing Captain: Nate Dawg. Lifetime record 1-1.  

LVP: JJ

MVT: JP (stole from reigning MVT Burrows with 20 second video)

LVT: I think this was determined before we got there

DB: Chip for doing normal Chip stuff…weird.

Brother of the week: Nate for torturing Chip his entire life

WCS Brother of the week: Nelly for being a tough SOB and hanging out with and even buying booze for 35 drunks. He should be all-time brother of the week! Thanks Nelly!

Rosemary Award - Nards 

iMope of the Year - Nutty for a glitch free Golf Genius app in 2018

Official WCS Florist - Nutty, Slots, and Chins - 3-way-tie

Best Team video: Team Nate - “Natey Blinders”

Best NECK: freezerNECK

Best New Technology: WCS Echo 

Least Creative Team Name: Team Nate

2nd Least Creative Team Name: Team Chip (at least he used his nickname)

Pablo Escobar Award: Kenny

Back from Exile: Reinstated Food Czar Jason “prime rib” Caliento

WCS Dream Boy: Nate Dawg

Steve Burrow’s Fitness Award Winner: Koz

Newest TKE: Koz

Corporate Douche: Chip

Most Outstanding Asian Award: Shimo, Shims, Grandpa Shims, Shimakooey, Kooey, Kim-Jong-Kooey, Mr. Fuji, Mr. Miyagi, Subordinate

2019 Captains: Casey and Chad

Charity:

$3600 to Michael J Fox Foundation for Parkinson's in honor of Big R from Captains.

$1080 from Gramps Open practice round winners.

TOTAL Raised: $12,000!!!


2019

Winner: Team Casey aka: Black Sheep Squadron

Winning Captain: Pat Casey

MVP: JJ & Tall - Only 2 players to go 5-0

RMVP: After discovering all 10 wins from JJ and Tall were against Nugent’s, Casey was appropriately named the Real MVP 

Losing Captain: Chad Nugent

LVP: Marcus 

MVT: Grady. Even after “The Match” made it seem like a 2 TKE race between Burrows & JP 

LVT: Burrows after learning he had a threesome with Freezer & Rhonda

MVN (Most valuable Nugent): Devin

Douche Bag Award: officially retired 

Reinstated: Retired Douche Bag Award - after 3 days, it was brought back because Marcus NardZZZ pulled a Lutz and missed his Friday afternoon match. 

WCS Brother of the week: Kyle’s son KP for being a total stud and inspiring 36 guys who were balling their eyes out after hearing his story and watching his video. An amazing kid we can all learn a lot from! 

WCS #1 State Farm Agent: Nelly (Kevin Cassidy was not in the room to accept his award...Nelly only one left)

Arts & Crafts MVP: Corndog. Hasn’t attended the WCS in 3 years, but answers the call for videos every year

Fuckstick Award - Ronald the security guard for escorting Freezer to his room Saturday night because he can’t keep his eyes open after 2 beers. Ronald and Freezer 

Negotiator of the Year: Ken H. $519.99 is what the Target price tag said. After 30 minutes of negotiations, The WCS pay $514.99. That’s a 14¢ savings per guy. 

Country Clubber of the Year: Marcus

Captain Chad’s Team Name Nobody Knew About: Beef Eaters

Captain Casey’s Team Name Nobody Knows what it means: Black Sheep Squadron

Best Food Czar planned meal: no food

Lutz Award: Marcus

Purist of the Year: Casey

Best Slacks: Pat Casey’s knickers 

Gayest Outfit: what Smitty wore every day

Steve Burrow’s Fitness Award Winner: Steve Burrows

Bode Miller Award: Chip 

2020 Captains: Stepbrothers Komar and Dudash

Charity - The Shepard Center

$3600 ($100 a man) from the winning team in honor of Kyle’s son KP.

$1080 ($40 a man) from “77 Shootout” practice round winners.


2020

Winner: Ask Steve

Loser: Nashville Rick


2021

Winner: Grady 

Loser: Burrows and all TKEs

Boner of the Year: Darryl

Coach of the Year: Mark Nardi

Man of the Year & winner of Webber charcoal Grill: Chris Egan

Practice Round GOATs: Gus & Hooks


2022

Winner: Coach Nards

Loser: Barger

MVP: Gummies

LVPs: Barger & Bisaillon for horrendous playoff 


2023

Winner: OGs and Egan dominate YUX & his YGs.  YUX bows out of 2024 as his fear of clippers and scissors reaches epic proportions. 

Loser: Yux, beards, those shorts he wore in 30 for 30 video, giant balls


2024

Winner: Kenny - 12-2 singles - GOAT WCS singles performance

Loser: Shimo

LVP: Shimo for going 0-5, burned down one of his best friends, and inviting Siegal

MVP: The 5-0 Pinehurst B!

G&H Dipshit of the Year:  Chip

G&H Boner of the Year: Chip

G&H 501c3 Attorney of the Year:  Burrows

G&H Man of the Year: Steve Dudash

Gay Jewish Easterbunny: Nev

Jackhammer of the Year: Turbo

Sister Hook ups:

G$ - Pat Moore’s Sister

Dug - Seth’s Cousin

JC - Tommy Monken's Sister

Egan - Smitty’s sister 

Random Shit We've Saved

Our Captains & their Results (pdf)Download
Inside the WCS -1 (pdf)Download
Inside the WCS - 2 (pdf)Download
Inside the WCS - 3 (pdf)Download
Inside the WCS - 4 (pdf)Download
Inside the WCS - 5 (pdf)Download
Inside the WCS - 6 (pdf)Download
2001 - A Brief History (pdf)Download
2005 - Recap (pdf)Download
2006 - Press Guide Bios (pdf)Download
2007 - Roster - Green & White (pdf)Download
2010 - Guide to Rock n Roll Golf (pdf)Download
2010 - Losing is Inevetible (pdf)Download
2011 - East Coast Swing (pdf)Download
2021 - Gus & Hooks Open (pdf)Download

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